A Classic at my house

I grew up with a teenage brother VERY interested in BYU football. Ty Detmer was the quarterback in those days and we owned the TAPE with this song. We played it over and over and over again! Please watch it and please LOVE it!!!

Did you just say that?

(Disclaimer: We look really tired because we are really tired. Jarom did NOT like sleeping in the pack and play so we are really sleep deprived!)

A couple weekends ago we drove to Denver to see my sister and to go to a Brian Regan show. It was HILARIOUS! One of his skits was about since he became a parents he has been saying sentences he never thought would come out of his mouth. One of his examples were (and I'm paraphrasing) "Charlie please don't hold the juice box between your chest and the table" So lately we have had a couple of these things going something like this:
"Please don't lick the grocery cart!"

"Try not to poop in your pants" "why not?" "Because you just shouldn't"

HA!! Kids! I'm sure we all have lots of funny sentences you never thought would be coming out of your mouth! Please, share them with me! :)